July 2012
2 posts
It's Dumb Bullshit and it's All Mine: Teen sci-fi... →
dumbbull:
Teen sci-fi is popular. Erotic fiction is popular. Now read the best of both genres, together, written from the perspective of someone who understands neither. Today, we continue with the story of Henrietta and Larry…
When they arrived at the observation deck, it was deserted, as they’d hoped….
It's Dumb Bullshit and it's All Mine: Teen sci-fi... →
dumbbull:
Teen sci-fi is popular. Erotic fiction is popular. Now read the best of both genres, together, written from the perspective of someone who understands neither.
Larry showed Henrietta his engorged thingy. “Do you like my boner? It’s smooth, right? Is it even more impressive here in zero gravity…
October 2011
1 post
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July 2011
2 posts
The Town with the Nicest People
Contrary to the rock-throwing rebellion and rabble-rousing crowds shown on the evening news this year, Cairo had to have the friendliest populace I’ve ever encountered en masse.
November 2009
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September 2009
1 post
August 2009
2 posts
July 2009
11 posts
“I can’t tell you how disappointed I am that this is fake RT @sheenabeaston...”
– brandon
@KiddChris : Well, good luck getting some cock.
Olivia: I don't think that'll be a problem.
Thomas: I'd mail you mine if I could.
“This is a moment that I wished I didn’t live to see come.”
– Stevie Wonder - Hey Stevey, You Didn’t See It.
“Little Michael was the Catcher for the Jacksons and Missed a Lot of Balls.”
– Berry Gordy, 7/7/2009
Tom Green Viciously Assaulted After Traffic... →
“@NYVoters , I will never forgive you if you elect a Carpetbagging Palin to...”
“Why do they call them sexual favors if you still have to pay for them? ...”
– Red Eye, FoxNews
May 2009
3 posts
“(208): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which...”
– http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
Punchline Magazine Blog » Paul Mooney rips... →
April 2009
8 posts
“You’ve never played Shart Darts?”
– ME
Dear Ashton,
You are not a “twitter millionaire”. You are an actual millionaire. You are against all odds a “brand”. You are just edging the status of “All that is wrong with America.” Although I’m happy to learn that less than a million people care about breaking news from CNN.com, I’m alarmed to see they care more about what you are doing on a daily basis.
...
“Why are we so shocked when “ugly” women can do things, rather than...”
– Tanya Gold, The Guardian
“Another indication of malleability is that I.Q. has risen sharply over time....”
– New York Times
January 2008
1 post
